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Mabel

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       I awoke the other night for a quick bathroom run, and ended up sitting there for an hour while I penned this poem. I have to say the poem turned out well, but it wasn't pretty when I went to stand up an hour later. I almost tore the skin off my bum, and I swear there was a deep line ringing my nether regions for a couple hours later. Gives new meaning to "a ring around the moon." So, without further ado..my latest nocturnal ramblings...                                       Mabel              Mabel is a Belgian horse              who came to us one day,              scared and hungry and of course              really wanting hay.              We took her in as anyone would               if you have a heart at all,               and lead her to the big horse barn               where she quickly picked her stall.                          Mabel is a big old horse,              the biggest we've ever seen,              she is missing lots of weigh