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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Walking 'Round with Stinky Under (my) Arm

     In case you have been wondering where I have been lately, we have been very busy here at Homeland Farm. Here is a small ditty to explain what I have been doing lately.

      Walking "Round with Stinky Under (my) Arm"
Sing to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland, Please..

       We have an old cat,
        his name is Stinky
        he has a big sore,
        the size of my pinkie
        we thought he would die,
        and even started to cry,
        Walking 'Round with Stinky Under (my)Arm

         He started to ooze,
         from under his tail,
         I tried to blot,
         but to no avail
         off to the vet,
         big money, you bet,
         Walking 'Round with Stinky Under (my) Arm

          The Vet said you can save him if you want to,
           I said well, it is almost Christmas Eve,
           She said all you need is lots of patience,
           and a bit of doctoring- roll up your sleeves

           So here I sit,
           holding Stinky,
           hot, wet paper towel,
           pressed to his winkie,
           Pass me my beer,
           I need some holiday Cheer,
           Walking 'Round with Stinky Under (my) ARM!!!
Stinky Lewis and the new pup Annalee
(sorry you came back huh??)